My Profile — What I Don't Do

I can neither counsel nor participate in the commission of a criminal offence. This prohibition means that I cannot assist if either of the following apply:  

• you are now involved in an illegal activity, and you want my advice on accomplishing your criminal objective and/or my advice on how to minimize your chances of getting caught; or

• you are about to engage in illegal conduct, and you want my advice on accomplishing your criminal objective and/or my advice on how to minimize your chances of getting caught.

However, even in these situations, I invite you to call me. I can advise you regarding potential consequences, and we can explore legal alternatives. You may be pleased to learn that I can steer you away from an ill-advised, illegal plan by providing a suitable, legal alternative.